being a cashier is so stressful i’ll be like “hi! how are you :^)” and the customer will hand me a screwdriver and say “my granddaughter had a miscarriage this morning” and I’m like …………………..i’m so sorry that’s $2.33
Deadass I once told a customer “Have a nice day!” and he responded that he couldn’t because it was the anniversary of his wife’s murder
when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade
yike, the greek goddess of passive distress and mild horror
How to make fake deadlines feel like real deadlines because my brain doesn’t feel the urgency when it knows i’m lying to it
never forget the moment when ryan bergara realised that his ‘tall, idiotic counterpart’ may actually be 12 demons in an 80% leg costume
Ryan is 100% trying to think of ways to leave Shane